#6

Birthday's.
Mine happens to be coming up shortly, and wether I want it to or not. It's like a compulsory reminder that we are one step closer to adult diapers and a nurse aid called Helga (may be a woman, who knows). But let's look at the bright side, it also gives us an excuse to be in good company, have fun and to eat whatever the hell you want, and not feel as guilty because it's your birthday.
What's on the menu for me?
Cake. Lot's of cake.


Has it occurred to anyone that pirates still exist? We'd all like to think they a witty and dead gorgeous, but actually, they all have rabies and/or scurvy, swear constantly and don't speak english.


Introducing Gilroy Rocket-Wrench. Protector of all things and stuff in space.

Lauren out.

#5

I tend to find that the influences of high school culture can stick with some people. For some reason you were embroidered with a status that stuck with you forever and 'made you who you are'.
The A, B and C group.
Congratulations, you can say the alphabet.
But what gives people the right to judge others just because they believe it is right or wrong? Cool or uncool? Awesome or stupid? I understand with children and teenagers, because really, 99% of them don't have the intellect to be able to tell it's ridiculous, but for adults to still act under this social 'rule' is absurd. I'll admit that I am guilty of such stupidity, but at least I've identified it, gave myself a mental face slap and have started to move on.


The other annoying school tradition is the art of gossiping. Has no one played Chinese Whispers? (If not, slap your parents/friends. It was a great game). Let's hope it doesn't take too long for people to realise that gossiping only leads to false information, twisting of words and only makes people upset.
People, grow some man balls and just ask straight up if you want to know something. And if you get the filthy pleasure of talking behind people's backs, then grab the electrical tape from the third draw and keep your trap shut.


Lesson learned? 
Don't be a twat, man balls and chinese whispers is great.


DaftPunkTronDeadSpace Man!

Lauren out.

#4

Well, there always comes a time in ones life when things get a little rough. But we must remember that our struggles and hardships define who we are, and what we are capable of. Think of it as peanut butter. There are times when it sticks to the top of your mouth, like wallpaper glue. It all seems unfair and unjustified sometimes. After struggle and frustration, wearing yourself out and all seems too hard, you are granted with the sweet, salty goop that is peanut butter, and the satisfaction spreads over you. You did it, you won!

Although some situations aren't as delicious as peanut butter.

Who has a number for an orthodontist?

Lauren out.

#3

Since when was it so that women had more balls than men? Come on fellas, if you work so hard at trying to be tough, how about man up and step up to the line? Sheesh. Also, when was it possible to go to sleep one night super healthy, and then wake up crook as a dog?
Night time booger monsters. Must be the answer. For both situations.


Dah-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh Space Mang!

Lauren out.

#2

Albert Einstein was an incredible man. Not for his achievements, but for the fact that he always believed in pushing ourselves to our limits, and then breaking past them. Believed in the power of imagination and the strength of knowledge over information. He is one of the greatest legends of the past.
But why are individuals like himself only found in the past? What's happened to the fire in the people that shows the spirit found in previous heroes. I want to find it, in myself and other people.


In other news, I ate half a packet of tea biscuits today. The highlight. Is that sad? No way!


Here is your next doodle. Gorillaz inspired, the ideas you can get from google image search.

Lauren out.

#1

New year, new blog. About time I got myself one of these, as I don't think I'm doing my scribbles and doodles justice.


As it is my first post, I suppose I should kindly introduce myself. Lauren (aka Pun Love, Rat, Skip) is my name, I currently live in Perth WA and I have a love for cookies. I have completed my Diploma in Animation, and currently run an EB Games store, and after setting this blog up, I may or not may not be late for work.


Stay tuned, I'll post my work from time to time. Maybe someone will find me from Pixar, hire me and make my dreams come true. Did you know they have a monkey?!


If your a Lemur and you know it, clap your hands.

Lauren out.